It’s a rare occasion that I feel lost for words. Especially when it comes to bad movies. Perhaps it’s because this one is so particularly bad that I find myself mute. Let me simply relate one of the scenes to give you a feel for the absurdity…The scene: a dusty diner in the Mojave Desert. The players: a pregnant waitress, the tired owner, a white-haired granny, some dispensable extras. The action: innocent little gran in the corner morphs into a blood-sucking zombie, climbing the walls like a Parktown Prawn, killing the extras and unleashing God’s wrath on planet Earth. Oh, but wait, there is hope: The pregnant waitress carries in her womb the saviour of the human race and, luckily, a fallen angel arrives to help keep the unborn child alive.
Pure, unadulterated garbage. See this at your own peril.
Rating: 0 outta 5.
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