I’m convinced films like this should come with a Warning: Film May Cause Deterioration of Brain Cells. If you tied me to the chair I’d still refuse to open my eyes to watch it. If you put toothpicks in my eyes I’d crush them with my sheer determination to not leave the cinema dumber than I arrived.All I had to see was the credits: Jackie Chan (as a babysitter), George Lopez and Billy Ray Cyrus. I couldn’t have thought up a more vile collaboration myself. So rather than make myself sick, I watched the trailer and deduced that I wouldn’t even subject a poor, innocent child to such garbage. But then again, they’ll probably love the tired jokes and juvenile gags. If you’re willing to take the chance that your kid could be permanently damaged, go ahead.
Rating: 0 outta 5
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