Green Lantern

Uh-oh. If you’ve just seen the new X-Men movie and no doubt been blown away by it you’re going to be sorely disappointed by this schizophrenic attempt at superhero filmmaking.

Despite spending around $300 million on production, the FX here are more B than A-grade, the script amateurish and the acting half-assed. While Green Lantern Ryan Reynolds is nice to look at, he plays the role with little to no depth, and his female interest, Gossip Girl Blake Lively, serves no purpose other than to match the eye candy. Luckily Peter Sarsgaard, who plays the evil alien Parrallax, is more interesting to observe, and not only because he grows a grotesquely distorted head.

Yup, this is cock-up of superhero proportions. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Rating: 2 outta 5.