Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon

Ah, here we have yet another example of “Quit while you’re ahead”. While the first Transformers didn’t exactly garner rave reviews it was, at least, kind of interesting to see how the filmmakers translated the toys onto the screen. Number two was dismal and lame and yet here we are again being bulldozed by transformer alien thingies who are taking over the world, but like, for real this time.

Beware of films that use special effects from beginning to end and try to brainwash you with constant spectacle. After all, just how many times can you bear to watch a transformer taking out the city? If however you fall into that category of filmgoers who love to look and hate to think, you’ll no doubt want to write me rude letters about my bad taste in movies. Knock yourselves out. I might already be in Transformer-boredom-induced coma.

Rating: 2 outta 5.